When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like
hey you kids wanna buy some drugs
basically the first interaction between humans and a snake ever
#bible jokes#yo check out this knowledge fruit#it’ll totally be the best thing ever#he wants to lead you down the path to righteousness#i’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks#snake (via vantasticmess)
Sending a long meaningful message and getting a one word reply
Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.
laughing so hard because this is so accurate